VH1

1. The Beatles – Revolver
2. Nirvana – Nevermind
3. The Beatles – Rubber Soul
4. The Beatles – Abbey Road
5. The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
6. Nirvana – Bleach
7. The Beatles – The White Album
8. Nirvana – In Beatlero: Nirvana Sings The Beatles
9. The Beatles – Come Together As You Are: The Beatles Guess What Nirvana Will Sound Like In the Future and Plays That
10. Nirvana - An Interview With Krist Novoselic In Which He Mentions the Word “Beetle” When Coaxed Into a Tangent About Insects

Q

1. The Smiths – The Queen Is Dead
2. The Stone Roses – Stone Westminster Abbey
3. Radiohead – Take the Lift to the Thames
4. Oasis – Kilometres and Kilometres of Overratede
5. Manic Street Preachers – Bangers n’ Mash? Cheers.
6. Blur – Birds Who Love Blokes Who Love Bobbies Who Love Crumpets
7. The Libertines – Shine Your Boots, Guvnah?
8. Muse – We Claim India In the Name of Figgy Pudding
9. The Futureheads – Blimey!
10. Various Artists – Music to Synch Boobs to: The Benny Hill Soundtrack

Rolling Stone

1. Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)
2. Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On, Token Black Inclusion? (1971)
3. Elvis Presley – The Sun Sessions (1955)
4. Frank Sinatra – Singing the Twelve Songs That Exist Now (1946)
5. Robert Johnson – Good Because It Sounds Old (1935)
6. Hick Playing Bluegrass – Got Moonshine On Me Banjo (1922)
7. Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand (1912)
8. Samuel Morse – Telegraph Signals Captured On Wax Cylinder (1846)
9. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Sonata in G for Harpsichord, Violin (Flute) and Cello (1764)
10. A Trilobite Fossil From the Paleozoic Era With Trapped Air That May Have At One Time or Another Contained Sound (550 million years ago)

Spin

1. Kanye West – The Next Big Thing
2. Franz Ferdinand – Check That, the Next Big Thing
3. The Streets – A Thing!!! And Big and Next!!! Ahhhh!!!!
4. Modest Mouse – Oh Whoops, How’d We Forget These Guys? No, Really, It’s Them.
5. The Killers – Yo, Dudes, What About Us?
6. Interpol – We’re The Next Thing, Only Bigger! What’re You Guys Gonna Do, Kill Us? Ooooh…
7. Bloc Party – Sorry, Interpol, 2004 is Interp-over
8. Interpol – Oh Yeah? Your Mother.
9. Loretta Lynn – Oh For Christ’s Sake, Grow the Fuck Up. Oh, and Also, It’ll Be Me.
10. Elliott Smith – All Right, This Is the Magazine Again. No More Bull. We Swear, This Guy’s Going to be Huge. He is a Thing, and Next, and — Wait, What? Really?? God Damnit.

Scientific American

1. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
2. King Crimson – In the Court of the Crimson King
3. Genesis – Paintings of Dragons by Dragons
4. Yes – Nine Synthesized Hours
5. Kansas – The Book in the Window of the Tower in the Castle of Dreams
6. Traffic – Solos That Never Actually End, You Have to Manually Hit Stop
7. Moody Blues – Flutes Over 8th Grade Poetry
8. Emerson, Lake, and Palmer – Hourglass Sands of Crushed Crystal Dragons
9. Rush – You’ve Just Purchased This Album and that Fact Can Never Be Undone
10. Mike Oldfield – Never Seen a Vagina? Listen to This

Pitchfork

1. The Pixies – Dolittle
2. Arcade Fire – FYI, There’s Some Kissing Space Left on My Right Cheek
3. Word UnrelatedWord – Incoherence Equals Respectability
4. Punk;Tuation!@ – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Coldplay
5. The Plural Nouns – Cover Art and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Static-Filled Crap
6. Obscurey McGee – The Obscure Album
7. Hp (Hip) – Melody Is For Sellouts
8. Guy With Dictaphone – Memo to Self: Doctor’s Appointment on the 12th
9. Band You’ve Heard of – Desperate Plea For Relevance
10. Who the Hell? – Even We Don’t Know Who We Are or What This Is

Juice

1. The Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
2. The Ramones – Ramones
3. Rebel Against the Mutiny – The Way Things Are Should Fucking Change
4. Black Item – Decapitating Goats Then Having Sex With the Hole In the Neck
5. The Dead Persons of Authority – Irony Is For Robot Raves
6. Lexus Painsaw Ass-acre – Eye Before Me Except After Spree
7. Servers of Death – Our Special Tonight Is The Grilled Lamb Top Sirloin Wrapped In Applewood Smoked Bacon, With Gorgonzola Walnut Ravioli, Pearl Onions, and a Side of Death
8. Spina Bifida Havers – Your Misfortune Is Our Fortune, Miss
9. Joe Prick and the Cocks – Bloody Cunt Rape…There, Got Your Attention?
10. ConvicXted – This Isn’t an Image, We Really Will Fucking Kill You

NME

1. The Strokes – Is This It
2. The Hives – Tyrannosaurus Hives
3. White Stripes – Elephant
4. The Strokes – I’m Never Going to Get Tired of This Music, EVER
5. The Hives – Why Has Every Other Band Not Given Up Yet?
6. White Stripes – They Sound Like Led Zeppelin…If Zeppelin Touched the Talent Ball From Space Jam!!!!!!!!!!
7. The Strokes – The Second Coming of Christ? In the Form of Many Christs?
8. The Hives – I Would Let This Band Fuck My Wife
9. White Stripes – I Am Having This Album Surgically Implanted Into My Ear Canal to Ensure That I Will Hear Nothing But the White Stripes for Every Moment of Eternity Henceforth
10. Fellating The Strokes (not an album title, just the act)