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August 10, 2005

The Inter-sketch-group Rap Battle Treaty of 2005

Thanks to all who attended our show at West Bank tonight, and we hope you enjoyed all the surrealism that occured therein. If you like rap battle sketches, then you really missed out tonight. If you don’t like rap battle sketches, then you were probably in a figurative hell, and we apologize.
I will attempt to speak for Elephant Larry, Dawghaus, and ourselves, when I say that from now on, we should fully disclose to each other our intentions next time we think about including a rap battle sketch in a set.

Let’s not have another repeat of the disaster of the 1922 New York Sketchfest, when more than 44 audience members* lethally overdosed on Teapot Dome Scandal sketches.








*45 audience members.

Posted by Nate Kushner at August 10, 2005 01:07 AM

2 Comments

I wholly apologize for not performing a rap battle in my stand up set on Tuesday. I only had about five minutes notice that I was even doing a set and also it would have been impossible seeing as how I am only the one person. Why couldn't I have been a Sklaar Brother!!!

Posted by: Nick Turner at August 11, 2005 09:18 AM

Nick, being one person doesn't matter. You should have just channeled, as Freud postulated about, your "inner-rap battle" into a delightful stand-up moment.

Posted by: Mike Still at August 15, 2005 02:03 AM