August 02, 2006

Fun with search results

Wow….

I shit you not, someone got to our site by searching for “turkish preteen girls porn.”

I don’t know what on our site caused that to be a hit for that search, or who did the searching, but get some help.

I would go so far as to say that anyone searching for “turkish preteen girls porn” is a real Turkey.

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September 21, 2005

The Savvy Fav.

Daddy, Daddy,what’s that scary icon in the address bar in my browser?

That’s our new favicon, son. When a website gets one, it means that they’re not just fucking around. Now they’ll see our goddamn logo thing everywhere inside their damn browser, especially if they bookmark our shiznit.

Daddy, Daddy, you’re web-savvy.

Damn right, son.

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September 19, 2005

Fun with search terms.

Fun facts:

The most popular search string used to access our site is “Pick Withers.” No surprise there, as we’ve been documenting the Pick Withers Phenomenon for months.

What is a surprise is what the number 18 search term is. It gives me great pride to announce that more than one person has gotten to our neck of the web this month by searching for “story of my mom fucking black cock.”

Confidential to that intrepid Googlenaut: Sir or ma’am, I hope you’ve found what you were looking for, and if you haven’t, leave us a comment, and we’ll see if we can’t make up a funny story (or even a sketch! We’re a sketch group!) about your mom doing you-know-what.

You get us going about your mom, and I promise you, the jokes will flow like water. And that’s a comedy writer’s promise, which is sacred.

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